محمد شاهر
مشرف ومراسل السنة الأولى
عدد الرسائل : 1981
الدولة : Syria
الكلية : Faculty of Arts
السـنة الدراسية : second
النشاط : 2739
تاريخ التسجيل : 10/02/2011
 |  موضوع: Funny English  2011-08-17, 13:06 | |
| A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
If you give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
If you teach a man to fish, he can always eat.
If you give a man a fire, he's warm for a day.
If you light a man on fire, he is warm for the rest of his life.
"Am I the first man you have ever loved?" he said.
"Of course," she answered "Why do men always ask the same question?"
When I was young I didn't like going to weddings.
My grandmother would tell me, "You're next"
However, she stopped doing that after I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
A very drunk man comes out of the bar and sees another very drunk man.
He looks up in the sky and says, "Is that the sun or the moon?"
The other drunk man answers, "I don't know. I'm a stranger here myself."
A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
An elementary school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school.
"If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I will promise not to believe everything your child says happens at home.
Teacher: How can we get some clean water?
Student: Bring the water from the river and wash it.
This is a good one to follow the following previously submitted joke.
A: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
B: No idea. (No Eye Deer.)
A: What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?
B: Still no idea. | |
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Back with the wind
المراقب العام
عدد الرسائل : 2221
العمر : 31
الدولة : Syria
السـنة الدراسية : الثانية
النشاط : 2547
تاريخ التسجيل : 27/02/2011
| | موضوع: رد: Funny English 2011-08-17, 19:53 | |
| - اقتباس :
- A man is talking to God.
The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."
hehehehe ,,, it's very funny
thanks a lot brother ,,,,,  | |
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